Jokes in the Spam

Some days ago, in different blogs, I’m finding jokes in the spam comments, and some of them are funny. I find it curious that someone spends his time inserting jokes in the comments of any post.

These jokes are short, question and answer, based on word games or in occurrences. Some of them lose all their sense when translating into Spanish.

I’m going to start a compilation of this jokes, perhaps in 3 or 4 years I could edit the book of the image.

Here is the first list:

• ¿Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.
• How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We’ll just declare darkness the new standard.
• What farm animal is a cannibal? A Cow, it eats it’s fodder!
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
• What do you call a day that follows two days of rain? Monday.
• Why are Bankers good bike riders?? They are good at keeping their balance!
• Why don’t fish play tennis? They might get caught in the net.

Do you have some spam like the examples? Will you help me to expand the list? If you found in your spam any of these jokes, add it in the comments of this post along with the URL of your blog. If I consider it funny and appropriate, I will add to the previous list with the link for the “contributor”.

Note: I reserve the right to publish or not any joke and / or link to any kind of blog for reasons we can all imagine …

Thanks